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			A look back at 2005's Jesus, a menthol cig, and a trumpet Nows that Christmas is over... Kind of like the land of misfit toys... I guess Leap Second I am currently in rehab Hi, I'm with the CIA and I'm here to kidnap you Alcohol and your bone! Giddy and missing his wallet? Merry Christmas!

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A look back at 2005's

weirdest items found in plumbing

12/30/2005 01:27:00 PM

Jesus, a menthol cig, and a trumpet

ok couldn't pass up this one, not with these quotes:

According to court papers, when Lofton was asked if he was okay, he responded, "No, I am ... crazy, and I need a menthol cigarette."

When asked where he lived and why he was naked, Lofton is alleged to have said that he was "Jesus Christ" and that the officer must be "God," court papers say.

A scuffle broke out between the two men during which Lofton is alleged to have hit the officer over the head with a long plastic toy trumpet which he scooped up from nearby.

The officer used his pepper spray on Lofton, at first to no avail. Then a cursing Lofton advised the officer that "'Jesus' is now blind," court papers say.

....and

"Basically, he had some mental health issues that hopefully are in remission. I don't think it affects his ability to be a French teacher and it wasn't school-related, so we're hoping we can get him back to work," McGowan said.

12/29/2005 03:04:00 PM

Nows that Christmas is over...

I don't feel bad making fun of all the people with outrageous and crappy lights

12/29/2005 11:46:00 AM

Kind of like the land of misfit toys... I guess

CLIVE, Iowa - A Nebraska man has been arrested in central Iowa for allegedly delivering some unwanted Christmas gifts. Reno Tobler, 54, was arrested Thursday in Clive after police caught him lobbing urine bottles into backyards.

12/29/2005 07:53:00 AM

Leap Second

ENOUGH PLEASE

yes we know they adjust clocks by a leap second, OK WE GET IT

12/28/2005 12:23:00 PM

I am currently in rehab

seeking a cure to my sexual hangover

12/27/2005 01:06:00 PM

Hi, I'm with the CIA and I'm here to kidnap you

It wasn't that bad, but the Italian kidnapping by deep cover CIA agents could use some work....

12/27/2005 11:56:00 AM

Alcohol and your bone!

err boneS

Drinking no alcohol does no one any good, drinking a little alcohol could promote bone growth and strength, but drinking too much alcohol is a completely different story.

12/27/2005 10:00:00 AM

Giddy and missing his wallet?

Who released my secret Vegas video tape?

While this isn't a new story, it's a reminder that not only do you have to worry about the potential for disease and ever rising prices but now you have to worry about getting knocked out.

One 39-year-old man who survived his ordeal and woke up giddy and missing his wallet, said he was careful not to let his drink out of his sight but unwittingly ingested the drug after the sex worker secretly applied it to her nipples.

12/27/2005 09:20:00 AM

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